weirdness and life: a strange relation..... (part 2)

so i guess u guys must have been waiting for this post....the finale.......(or maybe you want me to prolong it....what do u say????)........lolzzz....just kidding people!!!!


so before i go into the details, just a quick recap of what has been happening to me recently......


1) my friend got screwed by his dad real bad cause he was caught smoking weed....and i don't know how he got it but he offered me that if i wanted some, he could get it for me for no charge and since i don't do weed right now, if anyone of you want it, do let me know!!! lolzzz!!!!


2) they say its a small world and i realized that its true when i met my old class fellow after 13 years.....whew!!!! now that's what i can long time no see!!!!


3) i got loads of assignments and work which i f&*$@!# hate!!!!!!

and now...to the interesting and juicy part.......hehehehehe

so where did i leave you guys off the last time...lets see....ummmmm........oh yeah!!! the girls and their conversation........


so....the only main players on the stage (a.k.a cafe zouke) were me, my friend and the damn good looking girl(s)....(i always keep contingency plans!!!! hehehehe!!!) and the waiter who was only too happy to assist me in all this.......

now i was sitting in a position with a direct view of the girls......my friend was sitting on my right and there were people to my left......now i was in a situation that i wanted to look straight on the table of the girls to observe them but if i did that, it would be awkward since everyone could see me staring at them and even the girls may get offended no matter how much they were teasing us......so i did the following....


i made my friend sit in front of me allowing me just enough space to see the girls......even though he cried, i reminded him of the slap and his drooling and threatened to reveal it to the other guys after which he shut up (after all he is wimp!!!!)......(damn i can become a good blackmailer)...so anyways......now no one could say that i was goggling at those girls.....A TIP: always improvise in such situations like i improvised!!!! using my friend!!! muahahahah!!!!



so now i was all set......nothing to obstruct my view or anything.....i glanced down at my watch and saw the time....the other guys were being late (like i care!!!!).......when i looked up i wanted to jump with joy and shout and sing like a madman!!!!!! SHE HAD ALSO CHANGED PLACES!!!!!!!!!!! she was now facing me!!!!


i stared right into her eyes and i thought i saw impishness in those eyes which were making me go mad!!!! but those eyes revealed all and i soon realized what that conversation was all about!!!!

suddenly i saw her get up and walk towards my table with killer look in her eyes which strangely i found very intriguing!!!!

so now I'm sitting at my table, my friend is somewhere in the cafe rubbing his a$$ cuz i pushed him so hard and the girl i like is standing right next to me!!!! so what do i do???? you must think that i bungled up or something right? but nope......not me......cuz i was the one performing the part of listening and she was the one talking......


and this is how it went:


girl: who the hell do you think you are staring at us like that? don't you have any manners?

me: who the hell told you i was staring at you? in case you forgot lady, i was the one who stopped this pervert (pointing at the place where my friend was sitting) from looking at you girls and drooling on himself and i actually have documentary evidence of that (i had made a video of that which i would have released later on you tube showing him drooling and stuff....)

girl: oh i uhh...ummm...sorry to come on to you like that its just that my friends and i were talking when we saw you staring well not you exactly.....but your friend...yeah...him!!!! he was looking at us like we were some kind of s1uts!!!!!!!

at this point i was like Whoa!! what have we here!!! a feisty one!!!!! grrraooo......!!!!!!!!!!!!! ME LIKEY!!!! hehehehehe!!!!

me: well i will talk to him......don't worry about him........have a seat......


girl: no...my friends are waiting and i have to go

me: no!!! i cant let you go without knowing about the girl who just got up from her table walked right over to ours and insulted one of my best friends right in front of me and many other people!!!! you seem to be like a jigsaw puzzle and i hate it when i cant solve a riddle or a puzzle....so i have to know!!!! (cheesy and corny lines eh???? lolzzzzz!!!)

girl: well i....uh....ummm.....ok...i'll stay but only for a while...besides we were playing truth and dare and my friends made me come over here and ask you a few stupid questions......to make you sound desperate......look i even have the mobile......we are connected and they heard everything that just went on here.......but i guess it didn't go the way i....i mean we planned it.....(she made the mistake of saying it a bit too fast)


at this point i was really very intrigued and cautious because she hadn't disconnected the call and was saying all those things even though she had lost the dare.......so.....this really intrigued me........


me: so....who are you? whats your name?? (the basic hello hi questions really)


girl: my name is sophia and i am in BNU doing a course in visual arts......


me: ah!!! so you love art too!!!! well i paint and sketch (and this is true...salman wil testify to this...)...i even participated in the fourth annual youth art exhibition......

girl: Really? so did i!

me: Oh really? which booth?

girl: Bla Bla Bla

me: Really? well ain't it a small world.

girl: so uhh what do you do?

me: aah yes, i'm Haroon and i am doing my bba honors....

girl: OMG!!!!! are you the haroon who made the painting of the old city ruins??? btw i really liked your painting

me: well to be honest i still feel that its missing something but i guess its just an artist's expression of saying: babey!!! believe it or not, i made a pretty darn good painting!!!!!

girl: yeah...hahahah.....

now by this time im a little convinced and then i look at her cell phone and loudly say: ladies there's no harm in joining us.......after hearing this all of the girls got embarassed and i thought that i made a bad move but it turned out to be pretty fruitful cuz eventually all of them came over.......

now my friend was standing besides the table......and was surprised like hell....out of the corner of my eye, i saw him calling someone...and i knew who he was calling....the one and only loudmouth friend of ours..........now that he had told him the details with added spice, this news would be circulated all around the campus in a negative way (considering the things i have done to that loudmouth friend of ours!!!!)......but hey!!! who's complaining??? i mean bad publicity is better than no publicity right???

so the girls and i were talking and i was paying no attention to my friend when suddenly the guys came in out of breath as if they had been in a marathon!!!!! and i knew why they were out of breath!!!!!

i had asked the waiter if the food was ready and he replied yes....... then i told him what he had to do and he was looking at me with a weird expression on his face which i could not decipher.....

the guys were dumbstruck when they saw what was happening......suddenly the waiter called sirs, your table is here and so is your food!!!!!!!!!!! they were dumbstruck....i had pulled it off!!!! i made the waiter switch their tables and told him to serve the food without any delay when they came inside...the waiter also understood what i meant..............lolzzz

so in the end it turned out that she really liked my painting and that her friends were also interested to see more of my portfolio.....so we decided to meet up again and this time not at a cafe.........

the end of the beginning!!!!!